[Manic Mondays] Joining the Circus

I am the most unlikely candidate to run away to join the circus since the circus was invented. I have everything wrong with me - fibromyalgia, nervousness, middle age, not athletic, ambi-dumbness/INTJ/ENTJ-ness, boobs of porn star proportions (which sounds awesome until you're trying to buy a bra, let me assure you) and I'll always been a bit zaftig, it's just the proportions of my body.

But once, oh once,

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