I Never Miss a Beat. I'm Lightening on My Feet.
Until today, I was rapidly coming to a place where NannyDeb would have wanted to punch CurrentDeb in the face until a few teeth went missing. I survived my first tax season! I have a shit ton of paid time off now! I got my first large wholesale order for my craft business that puts a significant amount towards going to the UK to harass Gordon and other local wild life. I upgraded my wardrobe! I got my first Just Campagne bag! I had tea in the Russian Tea Room! I spent time in my favorite spa! I got to use Sarah's Fairy Ointment and trance out in my teepee, journal about it, do some deliciously filthy things and then have a nice organic dinner! My relationships are awesome, my finances are solid! I will be featured in the 2016 edition of Llewellyn's Herbal Almanac! I'm thinner than I've been in the last ten years!Everything is awesome.
'Cause the Players are Gonna Play, Play, Play, Play, Play. And the Haters Gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
(Everything turns to shit - exes back in town, med situation, snafu for a summer show, lack of support, etc, etc)
Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world,
You could've been getting down to this sick beat.
The universe is random but so what? What do you do when you're confronted with a repeat of a lesson. Are you being punished? Are you cursed? Is the universe that interested in your doings? Why is this happening now
Can't Stop. Won't Stop.
Practical fixes (flossing, poison, journaling/talking)
She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake.
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake
Magical fixes